Someone at Fox News must have woken up this morning in an impish mood and decided to give prominence to some of the, um, less important stories for the day.
Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt
Mexico's 'Half-Ton Man' sheds nearly 400 pounds, just 575 to go
Chicken eating cow makes farmer famous
Recent college graduate invents beer tossing refrigerator
Fans shell out $3,400 for minute with Jacko
I think that's called a Slow News Day. The Chicken eating cow story is great, though you need to Google it to get a longer story than Fox has. Apparently, it ate more than 40 of them, munching them down in just a few bites.