Can someone please tell me what they like about Kanye West?
His music is execrable.
He carries on like a jerk.
He's as ugly as a hat full of arseholes.
Who the heck voted this guy not one, not two but twelve Grammy Awards?
Now you might be asking yourself whether I'm just too old and unhip to 'get' what it is people like about Kanye West.
And you'd be right. I am too old and unhip to get it.
But here's something that you might not suspect if you've read this far.
I have seen Kanye West live in concert.
That's right. Live in concert.
Not that I wanted to.
He was a support act for a proper band - U2.
Let me give you the tip. His performance was truly terrible. That surprised me somewhat given all the hype about him.
Given a choice between going to a Kanye West concert and going surfing - which I also hate - I'd choose surfing.
Unless someone had a radio playing Kanye West.
That'd be the pits.